Humor

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If first year students are fresh
are then the seniors stale?
And will gears properly mesh
if they are not shifted well?
 
Or will the school bus stall
and come to a complete still
so that freshmen and seniors all
will have to climb up the hill?

But it has been shown to be true
and is even historic
that some sophomores do
things that are sophomoric.

And as surely as each deserving junior
will enter the senior class
there will be at least one sophomoric jerk
who will also pass!

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Revie knew about the big tax increase
but he still persuaded the voters to renew his political lease
but when the tax revenue was still not enough
Revie knew that the budget cuts would be politically tough.

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To earn a profit
that is fit for a pro
you must stimulate
your business to grow.
But if a con is on the loose
you should always stay clear
because your bank account he will reduce
and then his act will disappear!

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What is a metaphor?
And what is a meta for?
Is it something that we should assign
a letter for
and what would it be better for?

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While the teacher is writing at the board
you cannot afford to be bored
until your knowledge
is the equal of his.
So do take careful  note  
of all that he will have wrote
so that you will be ready
for the next test or quiz.

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If the message of rap
is the mess of the age
then lets find a much better map
on a brand new page!
Because there is such an art form
as in cool rhapsodies
where the gang bangers don't storm...
by on shooting sprees.

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