Stocks And Scandals

(A parody of Love and Marriage)

Stocks and scandals
Stocks and scandals
go together like
sox and sandals
listen to your broker
and leave the weather to
... Al Roker!

Stocks and scandals
Stocks and scandals
go together like
pots and handles
Just ask Jef - frey
Skil - ling to tell you about his double
....deal - ing.


(bridge #1)

Try, try, try to stop the options
from being back dated.
Try, try, try and you will still be ful - ...
- ly compensated.

Stocks and scandals
Stocks and scandals
turns some people into
low grade vandals
but when Martha's in the kitchen
the other jail birds will stop and...
lis - ten.

(bridge #2)

Try, try, try to beat the numbers of the
Street's expectation.
Try, try, try but if you stumble you may meet
... an early termination.

Stocks and scandals
Stocks and scandals
please bring us back the Mays and Mantles
guys who played the game great
but never took a steroid to try and
...gain weight.


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