Now that Paris and Nicole are re-united
will rural America be delighted
about the affect on their Lives in the Simple mode?
When the girls arrive with their mega credit cards
and start stealing the young boys hearts
will there be an uproar about a new moral code?

But come on Nicole! Thin is nice...
But add a few more pounds and you will be twice...
as alluring as you were before!
Just a few more calories on your plate
will induce you to gain some weight
and you still will not have to worry about being fat anymore!
 
Paris and Nicole
and a half way decent script
are like a ton of gold
if the ratings don't slip.

And Paris if you will convince Nicole
to add  a few more pounds on her hips
then both of you may someday hold
an Oscar to your lips.

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