The Sub Teachers In The Cub Bleachers
When the Cub bleachers
are full of sub teachers
then maybe they will get some respect.
And when their pupils begin to behave
then maybe the relief pitchers will start to save
the leads that they should protect.
But there should not be baseball
in a high school hall
nor should it resemble a zoo
and when a fly ball
is allowed to fall
it should not be called
just another miscue.
And the next time that a high school girl should sneeze
in a game of the World Series
that is being played on Chicago's north side
then each and every Cub fan
and every high school revitalization plan
should be the objects of envious pride.
With test scores down in Chicago class rooms
and Cub heavy hitters using handles of brooms...
Boston has left Chicago far behind.
Now that the White Sox have finished in first
will our luvable Cubs still rehearse
their tendency to move in reverse
and make a rapid decline?
Hopefully Dusty Baker will be a true maker
of a team that is not a heart breaker
but of a team that will fulfill our dreams
before Ben and Jerry merge into a dairy...
of a farm that will make rice creams?
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