The Navy In Action!
operating on the high seas
will track and plot the course
of spent satellite debris.
Force = mass multiplied by acceleration
is your basic equation of motion.
It applies in almost every situation
even out over the ocean.
The equations of motion will determine
the precise orbital path
with high speed computers doing
all of the detailed math.
It is best to intercept the target
over international waters
as far as we can get
from territorial borders.
The whole operation
will be an adventure in high tech
that will require the coordination
of all hands on deck.
But what about searching and destroying the asteroids
before they crash through the atmosphere
and destroy all of the steroids
wine, cheese and beer?
And what about that new rumor
full of mystery and intrigue
about Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens
forming a new minor league!?