Roger Clemens: Ace On The Case


It was only a fly ball to right center field

off of an opposing hitter's bat

but considering that it was Roger Clemens on the hill

it is a wonder that he got that!


Again Roger went to the hill

this time in the Capitol in D.C.

Where he argued with imposing skill

that he has always been steroid free.


But instead of arguing with the umpire

about the location of the strike zone

he was insisting that never did he hire

a trainer for growth hormone.


And now about the buzz

all over the internet

about  whether Roger will be inducted into the Hall of Fame

and how Pete Rose Will bet.