Roger Clemens: Ace On The Case
It was only a fly ball to right center field
off of an opposing hitter's bat
but considering that it was Roger Clemens on the hill
it is a wonder that he got that!
Again Roger went to the hill
this time in the Capitol in D.C.
Where he argued with imposing skill
that he has always been steroid free.
But instead of arguing with the umpire
about the location of the strike zone
he was insisting that never did he hire
a trainer for growth hormone.
And now about the buzz
all over the internet
about whether Roger will be inducted into the Hall of Fame
and how Pete Rose Will bet.