Philosophy and Humor
The Truth is easy to remember
because of the fact that it is true
but sometimes the old lies
will get confused with the new.
When a letter is properly written
none of the letters should be hidden
from the readerís line of view.
And when an article
is worth being read
the things that have been said
hopefully will all be true.
If there is an excess of pharmaceuticals
in your office cubicles
then someone may be addicted to legal drugs.
But if your stock screener selects the wrong picks
in response to careful mouse clicks
then your computer may have a virus or bugs.
There will be a statement from the State
when the prosecution presents its case
but not before the defendant
is caught in the chase
after attempting to flee
from judicial due process
and not looking too guiltily
when the prosecution comes to rest.
But if O.J. is convicted
of this less serious crime
it is hereby predicted
that he will still get lots of time.
If a man is handsome
He will likely hand some to his kids.
But if he is ugly
his love life could hit the skids.
But this theory is too simple
it canít hold much water
because a woman with a dimple
could have a square jawed daughter.