Philosophy and Humor.03
There is a time and a place for everything under the sun
including things that are serious and things that are fun.
We take this opportunity to wish a belated happy Rosh Hashanah
to the Jewish faithful.
Conversation Between Two Buddies: A and B
A: You know I just realized that my fiancee, my intended, is
also my boss!
B: How is she your boss? You don’t even work for her.
A: She has beauty, brains and is also very sexy. She is just
B: But when did she become your boss?
A: She is super and she is my intended. That makes her my
Some people strive to be in the “in crowd”
or perhaps in the “in pack”.
But the people who should be really proud
are those who make an impact
towards the solution of the problems
that plague the global community.
By doing little things to help eradicate
poverty and disease
and being careful not to participate
in the pollution of the air and the seas
and by performing a “random act of kindness”
at every opportunity.
The Axis of Evil: Fear and Greed
“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.”
But if we take out the fear, then what do we have left?
The only lasting thing that greed will bring
is the state of being greedy.
But perhaps the root cause from which greed does spring
is the fear of being needy.
Quote: from FDR.
in early, October 2008!
But will they play against each other
on a later Fall Classic date?
Both the Cubs and the Sox
are in post season play
and that in itself
is a good reason to say
Wall Street will soon rebound.
The financial crisis was precipitated
by the sub prime loans
but a World Series victory is anticipated
in all the Cub time zones!
Because the Cubbies are expected
to wear the Series Crown
after beating the Sox
in the big show down.
John Danks is a White Sox pitching ace.
If John Danks can throw a baseball
at 96 miles per hour
then why can’t Congress restore to the banks
their credit extension power?
And help our economy to go back
to a bullish stance and mode.
And if the Cubs and the Sox
can win their respective divisions
then investors can buy stocks
by making sensible decisions
and not all at once
try to unload.
But why not draft superwoman Palin
to give the economy a big pull?
Because she is just as strong...
as a powerful pit bull!
The Cubs and the Sox are in RAP