Humor.06
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A window is an opening through which you can view
things that are new
or things that have been previously seen.
A door is an opening through which you can also view
or even make an exit through
into a larger out of doors scene.
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News That Is At Least 99.9% True
The earth will continue to revolve around the sun
and to rotate on its axis
and a teacher’s career would soon be done
if she wrote on the board “the facts is”.
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But the facts are...
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When wheat is exposed to heat
it become bread which is good to eat
and the process is called baking.
But when one eats more steak
than the stomach can take
a severe tummy ache is likely in the making.
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Winners and Spinners
A winner will win
more often than he will lose
but a spinner will try to spin...
away the reality of bad news.