Financial Humor



The Present Value of future cash flows
depends how the interest rate goes
whether up or down...
And although funds due in the future
must be properly discounted
cash on hand should be fully recounted
before a potential thief...
has a chance  to skip town.




A stock is a share of corporate ownership

and a bond is a certificate for money lent.

But be sure to research before acting on a stock tip

and get a receipt for all money spent.


And although bees may eventually stop

the making of large amounts of honey

your lady friend cannot shop

on a small wad of money.



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