Honesty Is The Best Policy
If something is not broke
then don’t try to fix it
just let all things stay
in their proper place.
But when on a losing streak
some gamblers will try to nix it
by trying to fix
the next big race.
A Trip To The Top Via Smart Hip Hop
If there is hip hop
at the very tip top
of the cerebral intellect
then don’t refuse
to apply and use
the head above your neck.
A Specialty Of
The Present Value of future cash flows
depends how the interest rate goes
whether up or down...
And although funds due in the future
must be properly discounted
cash on hand should be fully recounted
before a potential thief
has a chance to skip town.
Math/Science Humor
He calculated the derivative of acceleration
and came up with the Jerk
and then proceeded to file
an application for work.
And he landed a great position
that came with several perks
that included the supervision
of assorted office jerks.
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