Sometimes it is a good idea to buy into your supplier
and that may be especially true if gas prices get much higher.
The American consumer should buy the oil company’s stocks
and put the dividends in their children’s piggy bank box.
And now that we have gotten the news that "Moses was on drugs"
and that maybe we’ll have to attack those Iranian thugs
who can we turn to if things go wrong?
And with all of the tensions in the Middle of the East
the price of oil is bound to increase.
Could it be that while we are planning
to attack a third rate
its own attack plan?
But God will protect
but the Faithful don’t believe that Moses was on dope.
In preparing for our defense, we should never cease
but God will bless all who search first for peace.
If there is one thing that we have learned
from our Invasion of
it is that a strategic bad turn
is hard to take back.
So if you can only get ¼ of a gallon
of gas for a dollar,
then how can you afford
milk for kids to swallow?
Well the dividends may not put
you in a fleet of Rolls Royces
but Exxon could be
one of your better investment choices,
because if Moses was on drugs
and in God we can’t trust
then what will
if oil goes bust?