Assorted Humor
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There is great verse
and there is controversy
but a great nurse
can provide comfort and mercy
in an emergency.
Everybody pays tax
and sometimes will call the taxi
who will then speed to the max
or less than the maxi
all depending on the urgency!
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It is very smart of the cultural mart
to sell the art of the up and coming artist.
But he who gets a head start in being tart
about useless art is one the culture’s smartest.
Yes it is smart to place in the mart
the best of the art that the artist has painted.
But it could be a legal tort if a physician does
not start
immediate treatment for someone who has fainted.
***
The con man had a non-existent tract of land to
sell,
and so he put a contract in the mail to be sent to
a prospective buyer.
But when the con got an in person reply, he thought
that she wanted to buy. But she was a certain kind
of pro who wanted the con to know that she wanted
him to hire her.
So he thought she was a buyer and she wanted him to
hire her. He was a con trying to sell phony land
and she was an undercover cop trying to entrap the man.
So a con trying to do his thing can end up being the
victim of a sting.
***
Place the wheat in an oven with the heat and soon there
will be bread to eat or perhaps something that is sweet.
A cake is also easy to bake especially if you have read
the recipe for bread.
***
A salute to Prince Harry in
where Osama and his band originally sprouted.
Perhaps now it will be our plan to thoroughly
invade the land of the Taliban and completely rout it.