Put All The Conns In A Roe!
If you took half a dozen cons
and lined them up in a row
and then instructed them to talk
either fast or slow
then Roe
could represent each
in a superior impersonation.
But while Roe can be heard
weekdays on W-L-S
there is nothing that he has done
or to which he will confess
that will earn him the penalty
of actual incarceration.
Roe got his start
in commercial radio
by working real hard
way back in
He then moved to
as a producer at W-M-A-Q.
And after doing a daily update
on the O.J. Simpson trial
he began to re-calibrate
his remarkable comedic style
and arrived at something
refreshingly new!
Adding a little comedy
to the day’s serious news
while also articulating
some well crafted views
he lampoons the dynamics
of the national political scene.
And his impersonations
of Paul McCartney’s ex-spouse
are so hilarious
in bringing down the house
that he may be commanded
to perform for the Queen!
Roe knows she has great talent
but he also should have multiple other clues
that Alexis Del Cid
will one day anchor the news...
on one of the major networks
but she will stay cool
and unspoiled by the perks
because any lady
who has the tranquility to enjoy rain
also has the intellectual ability
of a smart brain.